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gold star for robot boy

my coworker friend courtney is prego. pregnant. something. whatever. anyway so she is pretty full sized now and whatnot.

the other day, we had a vendor, men's health, pay to bring in a company that makes smoothies, so everyone at my company went to get one. and i guess, on their way back down to their cubes, courtney and her friends were going down the stairs and court fell. she didn't fall hard or far but still went to the hospital for 7 hours, just to be sure.

and everything's ok. however, the smoothie was a casuality.

court's got a number of bruises on her arms and back now because.

today, i saw her standing by her cube rubbing her belly. i just burst out laughing because it's so funny to watch someone rub their belly in a non-seductive, casual way.

and she's like, "what, it's sticking out there. if you had a belly, you'd rub it too."

(see i'm not fat. i have no belly).

but i highly doubt i'd be rubbing my belly just because it's sticking out. guy's with belly's are just fat. and rubbing one's fat is repulsive.

why would i do that anyway? am i trying to get wishes?

posted by fillshe @ 12:27 PM