blossom was a virgin until the age of 6.
so a friend from work (sab/sabrina) sent me this today. now i think this is pretty funny. totally reminds me of mayer fuck.
i came home for having dinner and drinks with google people tonite. first of all, i completely recommend dinner at Cameron's in birminham (MI) if you can afford it for say, oh an anniversary date or a welcome home troops dinner. the steaks were muy excellente, asi mucho que yo tengo hablo en espanol ahora.
i haven't done that in a long time. i'm not confident that was correct.
anyway, so there was a damn mutant spider on the wall right next to my bed so i went and got this sheet of paper towel for the masacre. however when i went in for the move, the spider narrowly escaped doom by falling off into the pile of clothes i have piled up on the floor next to my bed. so it's out there somewhere. and i typically sleep with my door closed so it's trapped in the room. and i'm fairly sure tonite while i'm sleeping, the fucking spider is going to poop in my mouth like joey laurence/lawrence pooped on princess di's whoo-ha.
whoa.
posted by fillshe @ 11:08 PM
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