curbdrop out of grace

i hate my job

next time someone asks me how i'm doing or how i've been, i'm going to simply say: "i want to die."

and then if the fucker says something like, "well at least you've got your health" or "at least you're alive", i'm going to give them the death stare and say "yeah that's the fucking problem, fuck."

memos on my cell:

1. so this women at the tiger's game is like, "i wonder if the reason the price of beer is so expensive is because they don't want people to drink."

and i thought, this is the dumbest thing in the world. they want people to drink and to the point that the fuckers die in a firey car accident. they charge high prices because they can and because they want to make lots of money to pay off all the fucking whores.

and child pornography.

that's not even a sentence (really)

2. willie wonka invented this ice cream that never gets warm so it never melts. he's got to get it together man and invent a beer that never goes warm.

3. i think the porn network or channel or whatever should, instead of always just showing movies, come out with sitcoms and mini-series and so on that are of national broadcast "quality" but just have a lot of unprotected sex scenes. pornos with plots. sitcoms with sex scenes. or sitcoms with plots. take your pick.

4. how big does bruce banner's cock get when he gets angry and turns into the hulk arrrrrrrrr?

5. nic told me the other day that he believes in god because one time when he was a kid, he said "please god please let there be anothe repisode of reading rainbow on next" and there was, so then he did believe in HIM.

6. i'm driving behind this blazer that's got "congenital heart defect day, feb. 14" written over a red heart. for some reason i thought this was valentine's day, but i guess two hallmark can share.

7. she's not you but... not even you are like you. no one's like you.

8. sometime's after the storm settles you find your house is knocked down. some people rebuild the house, a little better, a little studier. some people just move the fuck away.

9. even people who say they do nice things because it makes them feel good are fucking selfish, because they are doing it to MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD. fuckers.

posted by fillshe @ 7:05 PM