curbdrop out of grace

the soothing sound of dueling vibrators

so it's done. i'm currently typing this while recieving a full back massage from my brand-spanking-new-massage chair. it's strategically placed in my bedroom so that i can enjoy in the conforts of privacy should i with to jack off while recieving the back massage.

saved self-memos from my phone:

1. at relay for life, taylor chambers/marquert (sp?) had a friend named julia there who in front of billy, said "i don't like red head's because they look like carrot tops." billy then fled the scene in shame.

2. i'm very hesistant when i meet a girl who has a hypen in her first name, like a mary-anne or mary-beth or mary-pat... and are there any other's that don't start with mary? but the reason i'm weary is because i figure they probably come from a conservative family and are probably not going to be my type.

3. men incapable of loving and keeping faithful to only one woman are actually the alpha males. think of it. natural selection would dictate that these individuals have a better chance of passing on their genes to multiple carriers hence bettering their chance for survival. based on this theory, i'm not really supposed to pass on anything.

4. sloppy second marriage? i don't really get it either.

5. the idea of diet pot that would only make one eat half the amount of food one normally would after smoking.

6. so i was driving behind this ford areostar (minivan) that was actually a "sports" trim. it has all these bumper stickers and decals about nascar and dale jr. somehow i just find it ridiculous that this minivan is promoting sports and especially racing.

7. do you think people who are super fat have a super human strong taste sense that allows them to enjoy food more, so they eat it more and hence the fatness? billy, care to comment?

8. if cigarettes came individually wrapped in boxes and paper and such, then there'd be many more landfills in this world.

posted by fillshe @ 2:51 PM