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so i got the new issue of "best life" magazine today at work. it's the sept issue.

first of all, i don't know why i am now on the comp list as i was surely added recently (having never recieved this mag previously). also i no longer work on print planning.

but regardless, that's not the point. the damn headline on the cover reads:
"265 simple shortcuts to ultimate happiness"

and i immediately laughed my ass off because doesn't the number 265 seem high, or ridiculous, or strange?

and ultimate happiness?

i'm going to glance at it but my initial hunch is these are 265 ways to suicide.

posted by fillshe @ 3:25 PM