curbdrop out of grace

i'm a leader, not a follower cammie

5 honorable ways to die:

1. being eaten devoured* by a wooley mammoth
-back when suicide wasn't an option, wooley mammoths were. raaaar?

*must be equal to or less than 1 bite

2. being murdered by o.j. simpson
- admit it, before o.j. came into your life you thought all running backs could do were score touchdowns. o.j. proved you wrong.

3. falling asshole first onto your dad's cock
- how the hell is your family going to explain that one to the paramedics? sweet potato pie.

4. being nailed to the cross in the name of thy father
- you knew it was cumming.

5. getting AIDS from erving johnson after mistaking his filthy cock for james worthy's
- It's SHOWTIME!!!

posted by fillshe @ 9:10 PM