Monday, August 15, 2005

you mean my tongue?

a very wise man named bill gates once said to me, "core3 solutions sucks both black and white cocks."

i'm listening to a howlin' wolf cd now that i bought at walmart yesterday. this cd is so far so awesome. paul and jen smith made fun of me for buying it saying that it was such an impulse buy and a waste of money. well fuck you if you don't appreciate them blues.

billy, i think we maybe call it "crotchless polos"? i think that's both catchy and true.

i was driving home today and past this american chinese resturaunt named "kim's" and it was so funny because on their sign board they were advertising their new lunch special of "fish & chips". isn't that ridiculous. even if it's an american chinese resturaunt, it's still supposed to pretend to be authentic chinese cuisine.

this punk kid was rollerblading on my street backwards and across the street as i tried to pass his dumb ass. he looked like a thin kid version of joe pescei (sp?). you get the point. i should have ran his dumb ass down.

is that a family of crabs in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? i hope it's the crabs.

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