die
people who use LOL in their own online quotes are idiots.
i took my car to tuffy's this morning, waited two fucking hours, and found out i would have to leave the car with them until monday morning while they put $1200 worth of fixings into. so i am not so happy right now.
no car means i'm a star stranded bumkin. i am going to be crashing at my friend squirrel's aka goldbond's aka hitler christie's aka moses malone moonshine melodies'
house until the end of time (monday morning).
call the cell if you have my number.
this is a test to see if you are indeed a monkey:
1. go find a picture of a monkey or ape or whatever the fuck.
2. go to a mirror.
3. quickly shift your eyesight view from picture to mirror, back and forth rapidly as if about to cum.
4. end by looking in mirror.
5. move face closer to mirror until you can see the quiver in your eyes.
6. say outloud 250,218 times that you are a fool
7. write a check for $1200 and send to Phil Shih
posted by fillshe @ 4:01 PM
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don't knock it until you've tried it.
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