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If I had a successful band and then went solo, I’d name my solo band name something very similar to my first band’s name. so if my band’s name is curbdrop, I’d name my solo band’s name “curb”. That way if some fuckers at the record store looking for curbdrop albums, they will stumble upon my solo and be confronted with a giant sticker owning the album cover saying “new solo artist from the guitarist of curbdrop. Features single “you’re not brad pitt or eddie vedder.”
I cannot recall where I was exactly but I was at some party where some fucking kids were bragging about having smoked 12 bowls in one nite. 12. who cares you junkie.
The reeses big cup is a scam. Who needs one giant reeses cup when you can have two smaller but combined equal.
I’m pretty sure that if you removed all the awkward silences and commercial breaks in a family guy airing, the end show would only be about 5 minutes long.
these were all thoughts that did not make it to my guys weekend standup routine because they are interesting but not so funny.
posted by fillshe @ 12:06 PM
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