curbdrop out of grace

don't even pretend like you didn't eat that entire cake

mom: "so when you leave, are you going to change your permanent address?"
phil: "yes."
mom: "well what about the magazines? they'll probably be sending them to your chicago address right?"
phil: "probably, but i don't know. why, are you concerned? are you worrying that you'll lose your magazines?"
mom: "yes, i am concerned."
phil: "you probably shouldn't worry about this. because it doesn't matter. also i thought you already get a copy of newsweek? don't you usually have two newsweeks delivered each week?"
mom: "yeah, but i don't subscribe to time."
phil: "oh ok. well maybe i should buy that subscription for you as a present?"
[note my mom is the hardest fucking person to buy gifts for as she's uber cheap and picky and doesn't like ANYTHING]
mom: "no it's ok, i don't read time anyway."
phil: "but i thought you said you want to still get it?"
mom: "yeah but i really only read newsweek. i only really need to have one of those magazines."
phil: "then why are you worrying about it?"


i am a worrywort. my mom is a worrywort. her mom is a worrywort. fucking a.

posted by fillshe @ 6:12 PM