curbdrop out of grace

i know who you fist fucked last summer

man, i don't think you quite understand how much i love duck. this is what he wrote me tonite:

"well, i have also been going after this dutch chinese girl recently. Im sorry if this may disappoint you, but being in this environment has enlightened me and i am now open to sideways vagina now, i suppose. anyways, this girl is really great, only problem is she has a boyfriend back home, so there could be a period of trauma (who is dutch). anyways, i think getting a job would help my case."

hahahahhahahahaha

i love how he references sideways vaginas. see, the myth is no myth. it's god damn true. and it's ok if that's his bag. but it's not mine. sorry chung-li.

posted by fillshe @ 1:40 AM