laser vision wins the honeys
wow potatos really are my favorite. i was just eating a meal of chicken fingers, mashed potatos , and corn. it was fucking awesome and now i'm fucking full.
i am so a chicken fingers guy as well.
kate asked me last nite if i like redheads. kate as in eliz's kate. as in the one that used to have an asian fetish until she met 3 duche bags that broke her heart. i met her too late.
i just asked my roommates if they thought the other people living in this building have been stealing my magazines (that i had forwarded to this new address). sidenote: all the mail gets put on our stairwell rather than our mailboxes. anyway, so my sports illustrated, newsweeks, time, sporting news, none of them have been coming.
and the thing is i don't even read any of those. i just look at the pictures. if the magazines were scratch and sniff, i'd also add that i smell the magazines.
i think they should make playboy's scratch and sniff. that would help prepare all sorts of adolescents with how stinky queefing vags can be.
posted by fillshe @ 8:38 PM
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