things i dislike/am better than
1. gravity
2. circumcision
3. numbers
4. spontaneous combustion
5. spicy foods
6. jesus "h" christ
7. quotations marks
8. raw pot pies
9. electrons
10. songs in iambic pentameter
11. blogging
12. creed
13. superstitions
14. notre dame
15. asian vags
16. the pacific ocean
17. sunspots
18. bugs in my pot
19. harmony
20. misspellings
21. overpriced death
22. the color "white"
23. 21 jump street
24. my brother
25. cock veins
26. doing lines of coke on cock veins
27. michaal jordan
28. pair of ducks
29. animal magnetism
30. middle age
31. literature
32. denim
33. sinks full of dishes
34. near rhymes
35. paper cups
36. rim jobs on donkeys
37. illinois nazis
38. sweetest day
39. online dating
40. chocolate covered assholes
41. craters
42. tampons in my soup bowl
43. freckles
44. eating worms
45. horse shit stank
46. nicole brown simpson
47. maps that lack character
48. the letter "jew"
49. foreplay
50. lists
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