curbdrop out of grace

a riddle for you:

what's more fun than waking up on x-mas day to the sound of your parents screaming at each other?

having your brother and mother have an all out battle at the dinner table.

my dad said he deserves some credit for keeping the family together. he said this today. i told him, "did you ever think that growing up in such a dysfunctional family wasn't the best environment and that much of my personal issues stem from this fucked up upbringing?." he acknowledged my point and yet we're still at ground zero.

i recommended to my family that we see king kong tonite or tomorrow. we're going to end up watching it tomorrow. this is an activity we can complete together, hopefully with little fucking drama. i mean, the movie is 3 hours long. and i still get credit for hanging with them even though i don't have to talk to them or look at their faces. isn't this disgusting?

here's some advice i would give you all, thinking of my father in mind. if you think something is wrong and something needs to be done or said, do or say it. don't wait 26 years or whatever and bitch about it all the way through. don't be a fucking jobber. don't be a pussy. because one day you'll wake up and nothing's changed, everything's still fucked up, and now you've grown fat and comfortable in the shit you were too lazy or too weak to hose off.

that's why i tell people when i think they are wrong and am so blunt about. because i have learned from my father's mistakes.

i told my father today the reason i don't date asian women is because of my mother. "they" always say that girls often grow up marrying someone in the likeness of their fathers while guys often grow up marrying someone in the likeness of their mothers. i tell you i'll be struck down by jetplanes if i ever do such a fucking stupid thing. and to completely avoid that scenario, i'm sure my brain has built up this subconscious, yet conscious disgust for asian women. and when i say disgust, i mean hatred and fear and pull-the-trigger-myself-vomit-disgust.

so there. happy fucking x-mas. this is why i hate the holidays.

posted by fillshe @ 5:08 PM