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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

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so i was flipping through the channels just now, trying to get to ABC for the monday nite game and i realized, it's not monday. i can't believe i forgot what day it was. maybe it has to do with the 11 hours of work i did today (in a row john holmes style). i don't know. maybe it has to do with the fact that i left my wrist watch (i don't think that descriptive term is used quite enough... what about wristjob, or

(5 minutes past just now and i forgot what i was going to say. actually, i could look up and reread whatever the hell it was i was trying to say aka the point to the story aka the thing i have to say before i can shut the fuck up... or something.

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so i am watching reno 911 right now and have to say it's some funny shite. i think it's so interesting you can buy all, new "successful" tv shows on dvd now. i put successful in quotations because there's really a lot of crap out there they are trying to pawn to a public hat lacks any authority to make decisions on what shows they should watch and what shows they should set fire to to burn down their neighbors garage.

i think if the government of the world wanted to end smoking, all they would have to do is ban automobiles. because realistically, if people didn't have to drive, they'd lose 1 of 3 opportunites in the day that they have the urge to smoke. the other 2 being "when they are drinking" and "when they're trying to get lung cancer". by the way, my favorite are the people who have managed to merge the three together at the same time so they have more time during the day to fuck up.

but seriously, banning cars would end up ending smoking. and if that doesn't work, we can try killing all the jews (again). who's to say that it'd work, but hey, i'll be optimistic for this one.

also of course i'm racist, everyone is. (although i'm not really racist to jews, just chinks, SERIOUSLY). but everyone really is racist a little. and that's ok, because people are terrible people.