curbdrop out of grace

making silly faces and it's tasting reallly sweet

"well i guess if you guys are going to the salvation army, then i'm in."

- johnny mulka


i don't know, taken out of context, it's not so funny, but the (complete) message he had left was. i'm too lazy to try and paraphrase it all.

i was thinking today how important it could possibly matter about someone's last name and the effects it has on dating. for instance, people with terrible last names have to appear at least subconsciously more unattractive then people who normal last names. it's what yount, prasad, and i discussed numerous times: the 3 strike policy.

the three-strike policy basically says that when you meet a person, you immediately judge them based on stupid criteria that are all so petty, but when added up (if added to three), makes one not even bother finding out more about the target and automatically dismisses the possibility for romance.

the topic came up because yount's sister stephanie was starting to date a dude, that was normal and so on, except is name is larry, which we classified to be on a list of unattractive first names, hence giving larry-dawg strike-one.

mullets automatically count for two strikes (one for the hair and one for not being dead.

anyway, i was thinking how my last name is pretty unattractive. i'm sure it matters. it's not like my last name is Hitler or Cockfacerapist but it still sucks.

so i automatically have one-strike, except i don't since most people don't need to know of my last name until it's too late and i've seduced them with my knowledge of wes anderson movies.

posted by fillshe @ 4:38 PM