curbdrop out of grace

i need a weapon

now i like quiznos. in fact i even had it today for lunch. but i have to say, i've lost all respect for them after just witnessing their new commercial. it features baby bob.

now if you're not a complete loser, you had to re-read that last sentence about baby bob. you were probably wondering, who the fuck is baby bob. but if you were paying attention about a year or year and a half ago, you would have remembered a short-lived sitcom based on the premise of a talking baby: baby bob.

who were the ad wizards that came up with this one?

and i want to know if quiznos had to pay the creators of this shite series any sort of money to use this stupid tlaking baby.

how about this for a premise of a primetime sitcom: you have a bunch if idiots sitting around the family room watching their lives waste away as they concede to watching terrible programming when they should have been doing something more productive like masterbating.

another cool complaint i have to make is about how i got this letter today in the mail, and i was so excited because the handwriting on the envelope looked like it came from a girl. (i'm thinking in my mind, maybe it's a rare letter from a girl that i used to be friends with but had lost touch. i know stupid-wishful thinking).

turns out it's a generic thank you letter from tuffy's. they wanted to thank me for my business (as you may recall i went in last week to get my wipers fixed).

great.

posted by fillshe @ 8:37 PM