curbdrop out of grace

before the rust can settle shine on

people were asking me what i gave up for lent. i was like what do you mean, give up? i don't give up. i'm not weak.

and why would people assume i'm catholic or christian or whatever official religion it is that does this lent thing anyway? fuck that. "default" religions suck.

white male american.

white anglo saxon protestant = wasp = waste of oxygen

i'm not saying i hate wasps for their religion or for their white-hood, but if you're going to be the type of person who calls yourself one, well it's pretty fucking cool.

and people do call themselves wasps. it's funny. i'm sure most people have looked through the personal ads of their local newspaper before and seen people calling themselves wasps. i guess when you pay per character in a personal ad, you want to be concise. but i guess that means two things:

1. you're a cheap bastard
2. you're a bastard

new idea for t-shirt: "Jesus: The Official Savior of the NFL"

oh yeah and another thing, i like the crap people end up "giving up" for lent. some of the stuff is SO hard. for example, here are some good ones i've heard recently:

1. reality tv shows
2. cookies (but cakes, pies, candy, and cookiesque-type crackers are okay)
3. drunk driving
4. fast food (except taco bell which is ok because you're fooling yourself that taco bell isn't fast/junk food that goes straight to your fat, late nite ass)
5. cigarettes (but after lent you can smoke again, or it's allowed when you're drinking)

so all in all, the lesson of the day is people are idiots.

posted by fillshe @ 9:13 AM