curbdrop out of grace

i'll melt for you if you eat a lot of taco bell caliente sauce and death blow my ego.

i stopped following the goddamn awards that they give out for music and movies, grammy's and oscars, respectively, a long time ago. i gave up following because they are such crap. who in the world is going to tell me lenny kravitz deserves a fucking award for covering the Guess Who's "american woman". i mean it's not an original song.

first of all, it's not an original song (as previously mentioned 10 seconds ago).

second of all, the original is better.

third of all, i don't know this for a fact, so if you know, please confirm, but i believe the guess who didn't get a grammy for covering that song.

4th of all, kravitz sucks rudy hucksabel's placenta.

ok ok ok, also why is it that most of the music that ends up winning ends up sucking. most of that shit is already popular and on the radio or if you're part of the affulential portion of the society, the xm-radio (fuck sirius, i work for GM).

so someone's going to tell me the BEST is being played on the radio and out of that, "best" crap, kravitz stole the best song and copied it so well he deserves eternal recognition.

i hope when aliens take over this world, they will punish all the punks out there that live such lives in luxury due to a "rounding error" god made at some point in time that is allowing their lucky asses to have grammy's just fall into their lap.

having is sexy
wanting is sexier
mary kate is anorexic,
ashley is anorexier.

(andrea, that poem is for you. i was going to make it better but that's not many words that rhyme with "anorexier")

also i might have fucked up on which twin is worse. but you get the jist. and if anyone questions my authority, well i have poetic justice. i am da law!

"when i am king you will be first against the wall."

you know jesus must have had a sense of humor, being nailed to the cross and all. he must have been thinking, "man, and here i thought being the son of God, i was going to rule the earth, live forever, and fuck a ton of sluts. but now i'm going to die at the age of 30 something being hated by jews and romans and i'm still a virgin. being the son of god sucks. and this cross doesn't have lumbard support."

idea for a t-shirt:
(front): picture of the pope on the front
(back): "i nailed your son like the romans nailed jesus"

posted by fillshe @ 4:15 AM