pink puff poo pork pun
i am at goldbond's just chilling after the comedy show. box is making this beef pot roast, lean cuisine style. mitch was hilarious. i think i will buy the dvd, because stealing is WRONG.
damn this beef pot pie smells nice.
oh, hold on a sec, i'm going to check this message i recorded on my phone during intermission tonite. it's an idea for a shirt, but i knew i'd forget so i had to record. it. record it.
ok idea: (based on "i'm with stupid" shirt with arrow pointing sideways):
"i raped jean benet" with arrow point down to penis.
ok, some people who USED to like me and my posting are seriously hurt and offended right now. don't worry honey, it's only a bruise.
"want crabs?"
i forget if i said this one yet or if i forgot to but had meant to earlier this week:
"i joined the kkk for their health benefits and their 401k package."
"killed bill"
posted by fillshe @ 12:06 AM
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