curbdrop out of grace

i now completely hate will smith

ok, so i thought about whether i should post this dream or not but i am since it did happen, in my dream.

i was getting this spa treatment for my back and stuff as i have chronic back problems. everything was going well. i was feeling rejuvenated and relaxed and shit.

i was faced down on my stomach and for some reason, i had like a sweater and jeans on. i'm not sure why i was so heavily dressed.

anyway, then i feel this hot stream hit my body, and i smell it. it's piss. i turn around, and will smith is peeing on me. i'm like, fuck off man, but he doesn't stop. and i'm almost paralyzed with astonishment at the event that i cannot move. after he's done, my clothes are all soaked.

this reporter then comes up to will and is interviewing him. he askes, "despite recent negative p.r. surrounding the r. kelly scandel, you still went ahead and pissed on someone. were you not afraid of the consequences?"

or something like that.

also, this dream sucked. i woke up and was like, WTF MATE IS THIS THE END OF THE WORLD?

posted by fillshe @ 6:30 AM