king midus flower hour
these are pick up lines i'd use if everything i touched turned to gold:
a) you remind me of the last girl that i r.k.r.d.'d*
*rape-kill-rape-dumpster
b) i saw you from across the room and had to meet you. do you mind if i crawl up into your womb?
c) i feel like i've met you before, like the last time i masterbated.
d) hi, do you want to buy me a drink?
e) you know you remind me of fat rosie o'donald
posted by fillshe @ 9:55 PM
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