Monday, May 02, 2005

if i were beck (hansen) this would be a hit song:



If I Were Beck (Hansen)

your face would like better if set on fire,
your breat reminds me of whoopie goldberg,
you should learn to take a hint,
you're not meant to superbowl shuffle.

green eyes you have brown eyes,
just like hitler only with less more mustache,
why is ben stiller in every other movie,
remember why hockey was a sport and not part of this question?

tulips swaying on the smurf's sodomy,
grass growing prozakly on her mind,
paper cut kisses supersized in '95,
almond bonless chicken with side order of bones.

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