3 and 0 in bag-o baby, tonite
it's upsetting/discouraging/disapointing/deflating when one realizes that someone significant in his/her life is no longer tangible*.
*defined any fucking way you fucking mean it.
i feel like the boxer shorts i accidently purchased/secured a few years ago that were once too big now fit just right. which means i'm almost as fat as (either) chambers.
i hate it when boxers don't fit my junk right while playing sports or while typing up a post on a blog where the pee hole sort of parts like your grandma and her bastard son called dad. and then the junk sort of just loiters there like a good fuck friend in the waiting room of an abortion clinic.
recently, i've realized a couple of traits that i find attractive in girls (this is not at all the entire list of traits i find attractive but "new(er)" traits that i have discovered as of last week:
1. girl is intelligent but not way smarter than me. i find it difficult to be as witty when people can call me out for an idiot. and all i have is my wit.
2. girl is interesting, interpersonal, engaging, entertaining, but not loud. there's a difference in what i just listed and "loud" or "consuming" and when i say consuming, i mean someone who takes up time and space, but for no good reason.
bbq for jane's goodbye was fun tonite.
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