curbdrop out of grace

i was at the piston's game last nite because i'm awesome.

did you really think you were the only one?

the last thing i would need right now is a baby elephant. what would i do with a baby elephant? you know, baby elephants eventually become adolescent elephants. and those big fuckers are crazy. they're always growing... as a parent you have to constantly upgrade the clothes.

and then they get into drugs and girls/boys and masterbation. i mean when they discover the joys of masterbation, they are out of control.

have you ever seen a male elephant blow a load? or how about the stench coming from a female elephant's cooch after a couple fingers and an elephant tusk has been loitering around up there for a few days. it's pure swamp cooch. way worse than beached whale cooch.

and then they grow up and they treat you like they don't even know you. well fuck you. i remember when i used to sit you on my lap while watching the golden girls. and i'd laugh as blanche discovered she had aids and you'd laugh to my laugh. ahhh, the golden girls.

and all i really ever wanted was to harvest your ivory. bitch.

posted by fillshe @ 8:07 AM