Sunday, June 05, 2005

got the revolution

i highly highly doubt any of my friends have the album, surrealistic pillow by jefferson airplane. the only person who might have it is joe. but even then, i doubt he has or listens.

the album is righteous.

and now fleetwood mac: tusk is being played on my winamp on shuffle. random.

last nite i was with keith and box and then some other people at some country western bar in mt. clemens. it was interesting. to be honest, i wanted to go to check it out and see what the scene was like. i did not realize at all beforehand just how country western it really would turn out to be.

they did have a mechanical bull which was pretty sweet to watch silly fucks fly off like they were midget tossed. except, it was only fun for a short while and then i felt like i was at a strip club for too long, watching the same shit go down time and time again. HEY I'VE SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE, DO SOMETHING ELSE!

like stick a carrot up your ass clown.

i just put on ohh la la by rod the bod. (ddl). actually the faces version is better. this is a great great song and it also, separately, reminds me of duck and is luv for rod and for segar.

oh so last nite, box had the chance to go home with a 40 some year old chick who was wearing camo. you can't see me. box should have gone home and fucked her pony style. but he didn't. it would have been the funniest thing ever if he had. damn you. this is a pseudo conversation i just made up in my mind about box and teresa:

box: "hey baby, you're pretty for an old maid."
teresa: "thanks, want to penetrate my vagina? i got some lube because my pipes are too old to secrete any more."
box: "sure, do you happen to have a futton i can mount you on? i plan on pulling out at the last moment and cumming either on the futton or in the water cooler."
teresa: "i like the way you think. by the way, you remind me of my kid."
box: "ok, well i think this is too ridiculous to do tonite, but i'd like to have a raincheck. can i get your digits"
teresa: "sure, it's 46."
box: "blah blah blah."

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