underwater fired
my brother came home for the weekend, to drop off all his credit card bills to my mom.
i saw him for about 3 minutes today. he was an asshole as always.
he left while my mom and i were still eating lunch.
mom: "eric just left, and he didn't even eat his vegatables."
phil: "yeah, i think you should have bigger concerns about him."
mom: "he came home and dropped off all his expenses. he's supposed to pay me back when he graduates but sometimes i don't think he plans to."
phil: "no, i'm actually pretty positive he'll never pay you back."
mom: "you know, some mother's give birth to a handicapped person or a mentally retarded child, and the child might be in a wheel chair and need the mom to take care of and bathe and feed."
phil [with a wide grin]: "so you're saying eric's like a mentally retarded kid? hahah."
mom: "yeah, i just have to think that way sometimes because of the way he acts. it's the only way i can rest my mind with the way he acts."
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