i'm so happy i could continue to live
so i have this magical penis. if you rub it, i will grant you three wishes (that have to do with me having sex with you).
my new pickup line is: hi, can i buy you an ice water?
don't ever drink a drink at a party known as "the special" because chances are, you will want to die the next morning.
i'm so glad hockey is back on!
posted by fillshe @ 4:07 PM
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