Monday, October 31, 2005

rated e for everyone

dear multi-idiot,

please make sure not to drink yourself gay again tomorrow nite. i know it's a drinking holiday and that you will be decked out in your pseudo hetero hamburglar costume. but it is not essential to shit yourself sober tuesday morning while suffering through yet another pity hangover. take a break from your longterm suicide plan to make memories that you'll be able to recall.

also, make sure not to smash any pumpkins in the month of october.

love,
cock jones

1 Comments:

At 11:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

was that a note to self

 

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