curbdrop out of grace

nobody as to know. i want to see my heart's reflection in your eyes.

missy asked me if i'm a good wrapper.

i should have told her i put detroit back on the map. fuck marshall mathers.

seriously, it's the afternoon of christmas eve (doesn't that sound odd?) and i'm trying to wrap my gifts for my family. i barely got through two gifts when i ran out of tape.

i looked and there is no more tape.

looks like there will be no christmas this year!

seriously, my wrapping ability dimishes expodentially as the supply of tape i have to work with diminishes. it's like a logorithm, or so i heard. rememeber? i'm one of those stupid asians that doesn't get calculus. i get calculus like i get girls' phone numbers.

i think i might just put the remainder of the unwrapped presents in the plastic store bags that they came in and staple them shut.

what a pickle.

posted by fillshe @ 4:37 PM