i can't believe it's never happend to you
couple of things:
i've realized tonite that i am excellent at talking with girls. i always sort of knew it, but i've confirmed.
problem is, most women i talk to i either don't want to date because they are undatable, or ever rarer, are unbelievable but are with others already.
but i was thinking, that i don't even want any of these. because....
and that's the end of . extent to that statement.
clothes
hoes
those
woes
shows
oppose
withhold
explode
inclose
although
compose
blah
i had more to write but i'm too tired and not-conscious to be able to formulate thoughts. it's moment like these that i should celebrate.
here's another thought i just rememberd.
i want to invent this floating, perhaps plastic case where you can slide in and place a picture of your nemesis in and then place the plastic (?) floating device either in a toilet or in an urinal. then the point is to piss or shit ontop of your foe.
i think itd sell well at a gags and gifts.
posted by fillshe @ 12:41 PM
2 Comments:
Umm...or you could just piss on the actual picture and save some aggravation, tard.
no you're a fucking idiot. if you try and flush a regular picture it'll clog up your toilet. the point of this plastic floating device is it would remain in the toilet bowl and not go through your drains.
whoever you are, you are brilliant. we need more people like you, to die.
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