i love cake. it's my favorite flavor of sugar!
this is a conversation i had with my mom today over lunch:
mom: "so you're going to billy's birthday party tonite. are you getting him anything?"
phil: "yeah, but i don't know what yet. maybe a gun."
mom: "does he have a permit for that?"
phil: "i don't know if he has a permit. also you didn't even react when i said i was going to buy a gun."
mom: "oh, well i just thought it was a little unreasonable. i don't think you can afford one."
phil: "what? i can afford one. anyway you're missing the point*."
*the point is my mom is crazy
by the way, i bought this sweet zip up blue hooded polo shirt for someone and then never gave it. so i've been wearing it and i look so skinny in it. i should wear this all the time so that i don't look fat, and more importantly, so billy, paul, and chris can't call me "fatty".
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