curbdrop out of grace: shit-piss all over your face kid, and you're a freak if you looked at this title and got a hard on.

Friday, February 04, 2005

shit-piss all over your face kid, and you're a freak if you looked at this title and got a hard on.

i'm having trouble sleeping. it's because i played in a soccer game (well technically two) tonite and my adrenaline is all fucked. i just took some tylenol pm to try and sedate myself. hopefully it'll start kicking in while i'm staring at this computer screen in the dark.

i should have gone with that girl tonite out to her friends house. she asked me. what the fuck was i thinking.

i guess i'm thinking, phil, you're a fuckhead and fuck moments up and plus you're sick. you should be in bed, sleeping, not trying to be in bed petting, or worse, necking with blue balls to the walls, honkey.

and another one bites the dust.

the more i talk to this girl in particular, the more i like her, which is typically not the case with people i meet. usually someone does or says or wears something that catches me off guard and then i want to know more about, but then they turn out to be disappointments, like my parents.

ouch, did you see that one coming, you one-eyed parrot loving pirate?

no but this girl likes good music. i mean, when she tells me that her favorite band is the doors, and that possibly her favorite album is paul's boutique, that is swweeet dude! and she just got the doors live in detroit album. mayer, you might like this girl.

but probably not because she's a liberal.

this is my brother's away message: "Dropping off my paper, then onward to bowling!"

no comment n.c.

people used exclamation marks way too much!

i keep needing to use the pisser because i have been drinking all these fluids the past few days due to my illness. it's like i have to piss every 15 minutes or else take a shit-piss.

have you ever tried taking a shit without leaking? it's impossible. i swear, sometimes i'll even take a piss, and then be like "oh no, now i have to shit" and immediately shit. and even then, i still piss out, enough piss to constitute a piss. has anyone ever experienced otherwise?