humming birds never sing in the key of g
oh i nearly forgot. so today was bring your kid to work day or something. i think i already referenced that. well in the afternoon, i was duecing it up in the head and in walks in two kids and some coworker dude. i become very still and quiet. it's a reflex really. it's hard to shit when kids are around because they laugh at everything and they will tell you what your shit smells like. it smells like ewwwwwwwwwwww.
anyway, so one of the bastards tried to break into my castle: the handicapped stall. i of course, was ruling from my porcelin thrown, buffered on a sheet of toilet seat paper.
then he stopped when the guy yelled at him. one of the boys then said, "work is so boring. i don't like it here." the adult responds, "yeah, i don't like it here either. and you're right, it is boring." the kid says, "but school is boring too." adult replies, "well, looks like the rest of your life is going to be really boring huh?"
i thought it was funny.
posted by fillshe @ 10:53 PM
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