curbdrop out of grace

everyone! beware of why too kay!

lisa says on a nite like this
it'd be so nice if you could give me a kiss

stephanie says that she wants to know
why she's giving half her life to people she hates now

candy says i've come to hate my body
and all that it requires in this world

a while back my company made me participate in a television viewership survey. first, i had to fill out a survey of the shows i watch and the amount of time spent. then they made me fill questions based on the type of show genre they categorized me as. the second part consisted of me answering quesitons about how i felt about this and that in regards to the cartoon network, based on the fact the only television i really watch is off of adult swim, comedy central, or sports broadcasts. some of the questions were ridiculous such as but not limited to:
1. do you feel financially satisfied after watching shows on cartoon network?
2. do you feel more or less confident after watching shows on cartoon network?

if jesus were a type of hamburger topping, how long would you be able to hold off temptation from masterbating?

the detroit fireworks were fabulous tonite. and fuck all those who said it'd be a bitch to get out due to traffic. i got home in 35 minutes, which is about 10-16 minutes less than my normal avg. commute time home.

my brita (sp?) is so old back from college. but the fucking filter is the original i had. i have 4 "new" filters somewhere. however, i have yet to replace. which basically means, my brita is nothing more than a tuppa ware container as the fucker doesn't filter shit anymore.

so who cummed in the water cooler?

if pussy tasted like chocolate, there'd be an expodential increase in lesbianism with an expodential decrease in chance of me scoring ever again.

i miss duck and his mcshit shirt. and his negro mcshit shirt.

when computer technology advances to the state of true arificial intelligence and computers rule the world, do you think intelligent computers will end up running video game programs on themselves? will they play with themselves? can computers masterbate, with their hard drives and taptops.

ok that was terrible.

posted by fillshe @ 10:28 PM