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you know i was watching the twilight zone with my dad and it's really not that scary or good. my dad said i should like it because it's about wierdos with problems and because i was a "psyhologe" major (yes he never says psychology but says psychologe).
mom: "do you need any table salt?"
phil: "no, why?"
mom: "i went to sam's club yesterday and bought some. guess how many pounds?"
phil: "eighty pounds."
mom: "eighty? no that would be too much. i bought 25 pounds worth."
phil: "great. why did you buy so much?"
mom: "because it was on sale. it only cost three dollars. grandma got a twenty-five pound bag too."
phil: "what does she need that much salt for?"
mom: "well she doesn't use tooth paste. she just uses salt when she brushes her teeth."
phil: "yeah i'm sure that can't be good for your teeth. or not as good as tooth paste at least."
mom: "but what does she need good teeth for? she's old. she's over seventy."
posted by fillshe @ 12:00 PM
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