curbdrop out of grace

project greenlight

i eat my words all the time. i wish that was enough. then i wouldn't need to try and slim down for the summer, for those random beach days.

at work on these nice days, i wish that there were somehow sunroofs in our offices. that would be glorious. the sun would come in from both the window and the roof. multiple angles are a plus. unfortunately, i sit on the 3rd floor of a 50 floor office building. so i guess even if there was a sunroof, the only benefit i'd get would be potentially looking up and seeing a girl in a skirt. that would be fine too i guess.

you know that saying, "where the sun don't shine"? well that saying sucks. next time someone threatens to hit you where the sun don't shine, ask, what they mean. ask if they mean pluto.

i love fish sticks. i still have an open challenge to a fish stick power hour. remember, no standing up and going to the bathroom during.

i have a feeling, that technology is advanced enough where "they" have developed these highly sophisticated super computers with all that arificial intelligence crap/carp that all these freaking companies are using in their client support centers. and the computers have been programmed to keep asking questions, pretend to be morons, get angry at customers, etc. all in an attempt to get the customers more pissed off and eventually give up and kill themselves.

i should have claimed my brother as a dependent. he's retarded.

posted by fillshe @ 5:54 PM