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minimum wage. Yaaaaaaaah!

well christmas day has started off just as planned. the first conversation i see with my mom and dad this morning results in my parents each being pissed at each other because they are incapable of talking without fighting. great i know.

it's 11am and i haven't even had a bowel movement yet. way too early to be hearing this kind of bickering.

and the presents haven't been opened yet because my dumbass brother is still sleeping. we're waiting for his lazy ass to get up. that was actually why my parents were fighting. my dad wanted to wake him up but my mom did not. my dad is thinking that we should have "quality" christmas time together for as long as the day lasts. on the otherhand, my mom is thinking her precious first born fucking loser is still resting and he needs his sleep because now he's in law school!

what a joke.

and i'm bored because i cannot open my presents or open any beers... actually, maybe i'll have a beer now. it is still technically the morning though. fuck.

and it's so cold in this house. i'm sure it's warmer in my parent's house than in prasad's but i'm not trying to compare poop with shit. we're talking about the same damn thing here.

so i came into my parent's house and went immediately to the basement to get some wrapping paper as the majority of my gifts remain unwrapped. i see my dad down there with a chair pulled up to the ping pong table. i don't really get it for two reasons:

1. there are about 7 desks in the house, why would he use the ping pong table.
2. it's colder than a siberian whore's 2-sheckels palm job in the basement.

and so i wonder what the hell is wrong with people.

oh so then my dad tells me there's no need to wrap the gifts because my mom came up with a brilliant(!) idea: let's not wrap any of the presents this year and instead, put them in these gift bags which will save on tape, wrapping paper, time, and of course, the bags are reusable! and to think i was wondering all along why my mom's been saving these gift bags for the past eon.

so i guess i "lucked" out with a crazy family and i don't really have to wrap the majority of the gifts. the downside of not wrapping gifts, however, is that when i put MY gift bags under the tree, i happened to accidently knock over one already sitting there and out came one of the presents that i had requested. so i already know that i'm getting the rolling stones 4 licks dvd set. sweeeeeeeeeeet.

and i'll probably have to go home tonite and get wasted in order to release the stress that is my family and will watch it. anyone interested, let me know, but i highly doubt anyone will read this post until after the new year when everyone is back at the grind that is their life and will have free time to jerk off/double click while reading my shitty thoughts.

merry christmas, stay warm, and keep your unit on you.

posted by fillshe @ 2:20 PM