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insert heartless comment about the spelling of hartless

blogs are great. that tracker dorothy cammie gave me tracks the upstreaming to my blog. this means i can tell where people are coming from when they finally get to my awesomeness. i learned today that i once had a posting about how great this aqua teen hunger force commercial was. and apparently, someone searched something like "aqua teen commercial" and my listing for my site/post was number 2 or 3, on the natural side.

how cool is that.

notice there was not a question mark placed strategically at the end of that last sentence. go look again. i promise.

billy and i watched some weezer videos tonite. rivers looked so young in the oldschool ones.

we had a glorious victory in soccer tonite. we literally won in the last 0.7 secs (seconds). and it was fun watching (from the bench). i actually played well tonite despite goldbond being a fuck. but i did miss about 14 shots that did not even go on net.

if you come off the field and have the ability to speak at all, you're not working hard enough. OR, you're not smoking enough. i cover both grounds because i am a true baller.

i wonder if www.blogger.com is the homepage for some of those freaks and ghouls out there. i hate those damn ghouls. i ain't fraid of no ghosts. but ghouls. man, that UL combo instead of the STS just fucks with my head.

i'm eating goldfish crackers now. it's late so i shouldn't be as they are carbs. who even said i wanted any carbs?

i like MY own joke a lot but don't think other people think it's as funny. i like to say, "i'm on a low self-esteem diet, meaning i drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of fatty foods, smoke, and eat more fatty foods." i swear, it's funnier in my mind.

duck sent out an email saying he's switching companies so don't use his old work email address. instead, use jimpro@gmail.com or something. wtf. he's still calling himself "jimpro" hahahaha. i remember this one time he had this jimpro@hotmail.com account and he freaking got emailed by some dude or something also named jim who aparently also referred to himself as jimpro and wanted duck to just give him that email address. duck was like, "fuck you guy". and then he sold a fake beanie baby on ebay for $1000 and got caught.

i'm not so tired now because i had the blood flowing tonite like a botched up abortion. my heart is still on fire. my lungs are still mediocre.

goldfish crackers? goldfish crackers? baked goods are great. i think i already said this, but i had some (3) fishsticks at billy's house tonite. i love me some fishsticks. funny how so many things taste better in stick form:

sugar (pixie sticks)
processed pseudo beef (slim jims)
explosives (dynomite - jj walker)
hangings (hangman stickfigure)
fat girls

you can see, the list could potentially go on forever, if i had anymore to say that is.

posted by fillshe @ 11:49 PM