big papa
mom: "so what did you do in chicago? barbeque?"
phil: "what are you talking about?"
mom: "oh no, sorry, i mean in toledo. what did you do, barbeque?"
phil: "no i know what you meant, why would you think we barbequed?"
mom: "oh because you got a lot of sun and you said you were outside."
phil: "yeah, but no, you can do other things outside..."
mom: "did you use sunscreen?"
phil: "...like for instance, go to a baseball game, walk around, sit, play soccer. i already told you that's what i did this weekend when you asked me half an hour ago why i look so tanned. and no i didn't use any sunscreen."
dad: "oh you played in a baseball game? i didn't know."
phil: "what?"
dad: "what was it, the MBL?"
[phil stuffs mouth full of food to avoid further conversation]
posted by fillshe @ 6:23 PM
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