curbdrop out of grace: beer pong nazi had very many rules, like no living jews at the table

Sunday, April 17, 2005

beer pong nazi had very many rules, like no living jews at the table

sex with you would suck. bumpas. i think we should finish our t-shirts and maybe bumpas. we wants da moneyz lebowski.

you never really hear about girl nazi's really. or girl sports like "ultimate knitting" or

so on friday i had a couple of really good jokes that i can remember:

1. i invented a new sexual position/move called the "muhammad ali" where you just have your two fingers inside of a girl while your hand shakes uncontrollably all over the box.

i swear it was funnier in the moment when i gave a demostration.

2. we were at the mudhens baseball game and they have cheers on one side of the stadium yelling "mud" and the opposite side yelling "hens". i wish there were cheering at church. left side yell "jesus". right side yell "christ".

"communion wine, get your communion wine!!" "hey buddy can you break a twenty?" "don't you have anything smaller?"

peeing in a trough at church would be great.

you could heckle the minister or priest or whatever.

"wow what a great day for a church service." "yeah i know what you mean, it's a shit storm outside and i've got nothing else in the world to do."