Friday, April 15, 2005

way too cute for you, luke perry

too tired now
or getting tired
or will be tired tomorrow

tomorrow is just the future. if i could time travel to any time, i would pick tomorrow. so that i could stop myself from being an idiot which i surely will. also it's technically today, so i'd just travel 20 hours forward.

i hate it when people tell you, "smoking is bad." it makes me want to say to them, "yeah? really? well so is getting uppercutted, which is what i'm about to do to you because you made that stupid obvious comment."

and then billy steps in and says, "phil, what the fuck is wrong with you. just relax. here ____ this." and then i ____ that and i am out of the danger zone.

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